Here are my New Year’s Revolutions

Because resolutions are so last year

Starting this next year, I’ll be good. I’ll go to the gym every day; I’ll start learning a new language; I will help others in difficulties; I’ll eat right— Oh please stop with all that crap!? Ok I lied

Here’s what I’m going to do, and please add anything else that you think I should do. This will be big, and I’ll make…